Me: <points to student in front row>
Student 1: What do you like to cook most?
Me: Potatoes. Gee, that was easy. <points to student in back corner>
Student 2: <stunned> I thought I was in the don't-call-on-me zone. Um...when you make curry, do you put potatoes in it?
Me: Yes. This Q&A thing is a cinch. ...I wonder if she's the one who was drooling over my curry bread the other day... Also tofu.
Student 2: <extremely confused> You put curry in your tofu?
Teacher: Of course not, don't be silly!
Me: I'm vegetarian, so I don't eat meat.
Me: I don't eat beef, pork, chicken, fish, shrimp, or any other animal.
Class: <gasps in shock>
One student to another: Is that even *possible*?!
Teacher: She's standing right here...