Amparo Bertram (spacealien_vamp) wrote,
Amparo Bertram
spacealien_vamp

Guest star

I did my guest stint in 2-2 yesterday, which went all right, and 2-1 today. Today's class really got going on the self-intro Q&A section. Essentially, I said a few simple things about myself, then called on a few students to have them ask me questions. (Note: Students are all speaking Japanese.)

Me: <points to student in front row>

Student 1: What do you like to cook most?

Me: Potatoes. Gee, that was easy. <points to student in back corner>

Student 2: <stunned> I thought I was in the don't-call-on-me zone. Um...when you make curry, do you put potatoes in it?

Me: Yes. This Q&A thing is a cinch. ...I wonder if she's the one who was drooling over my curry bread the other day... Also tofu.

Student 2: <extremely confused> You put curry in your tofu?

Teacher: Of course not, don't be silly!

Me: I'm vegetarian, so I don't eat meat.

Class: Oooh.

Me: I don't eat beef, pork, chicken, fish, shrimp, or any other animal.

Class: <gasps in shock>

One student to another: Is that even *possible*?!

Teacher: She's standing right here...
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